Urgent:Michael Keaton Rushed To The Hospital In a Critical Condition The satyr-like eyes remain, but the thick black hair that made Michael Keaton look so insane in all those comedies from the 1980s and that he later tore at as a tortured Bruce Wayne in Tim Burton's Batman films are long gone. He has the trim, spry build of a wiry woodsman instead of a 66-year-old actor, thanks to half a lifetime spent in rural Montana, hunting and fishing. He looks very different from the man I have spent four decades watching on screen as he enters a London hotel room on a grey Saturday morning, holding a cup of coffee. Paraphrase With his chest pushed up and a bounce on his toes, he walks like a rooster. It turns out that the swagger we saw in 2014's Birdman, for which Keaton won a Golden Globe as the titular erstwhile superhero actor, was real. "Hadley? After shaking my hand and saying, "My niece is named Hadley," he goes on to ramble on about Ernest Hemingway, whose first wife was named Hadley, and other Hemingway descendants Keaton has met over the years. He asks if I know them, which I don't, and how I should really get to meet them. I was able to find out if his niece was named after Hadley Hemingway. Paraphrase